Your tits are I can't wait for
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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