Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Randomize
