Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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