I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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