I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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