oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize