Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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