Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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