she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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