In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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