i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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