their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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