why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.