I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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