Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal