Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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