38 yer olds are good kisserssss
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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