Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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