dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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