No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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