I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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