i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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