why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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