Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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