But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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