You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
