Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
