I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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