so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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