found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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