Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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