i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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