yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
