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when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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