lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Welp...herpes.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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