East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well I can't set my house on fire every night
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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