I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Come on in and take your pants off
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