If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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