Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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