I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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