Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
29 Married People Share What They Used To Find Cute About Their SO—But Now Find Infuriating
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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