I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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