Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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