I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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