we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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