My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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