I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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