Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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