I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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