how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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