I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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