I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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