I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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