so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Randomize
