the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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