Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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