is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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