chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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