I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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