I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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