so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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