If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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